"Florida Man" Strikes again and other news from Montucky

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 01/30/2018 at 15:05 • Filed to: police blotter

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From the police blotter, Flathead County, Montana January 30, 2018

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9:14 a.m. Visitors from Southern California got their car stuck in the snow.

11:59 a.m. A horse in Kalispell was stuck in its blanket.

12:20 p.m. A horse in Somers was upside down and couldn’t get back up.

2:37 p.m. Horses in Somers escaped.

2:53 p.m. Donald sent more than 40 text messages to a Kalispell resident.

3:08 p.m. Someone was smoking something out of a pipe in a box store parking lot.

3:53 p.m. A Florida man called Flathead County authorities because he received an enormous electrical bill for his cabin in Whitefish. He believed someone was illegally living in the cabin and wanted the cops to check it out. Law enforcement went to the man’s property but couldn’t find a cabin. The Florida man said he’d deal with it in the spring.

4:58 p.m. “Facebook stalking” was reported in Columbia Falls.

9:14 p.m. A plow truck driver was threatened.

9:37 p.m. A Kalispell man reported hearing a gunshot.

10:17 p.m. Someone pocket-dialed 911.

10:46 p.m. Four or five people piled out of a minivan in Olney and got into a fistfight.

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 15:12

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West Side of the Divide: Not Even Once.

Anything west of Columbia Falls should be ceded to Idaho.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 01/30/2018 at 15:15

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I think they tried to divide Idaho and Montana down the continental divide but got the location of the divide wrong. Surveyors were probably Cal graduates.

PartyPooper2012 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 15:17

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Guys, please remind me to leave this cabin before spring. Thanks

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 15:19

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I’m not sure where that is, but I’m sure I don’t want to move there.

Ash78, voting early and often > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 15:19

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Is it a Cabin in the Woods or more of a Hostel?

I guess we’ll find out in a couple months.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/30/2018 at 15:21

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Great place to visit and vacation, hard place to make a living.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 15:21

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Sounds like where I grew up in Maine

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 15:29

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People from Cal Berkeley have a long history of ruining Montana

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > PartyPooper2012 01/30/2018 at 15:38

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On it.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 15:40

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Pictured, Florida Man calling the house phone in the cabin:

shop-teacher > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 15:57

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I feel like that describes almost every place that’s great for vacations. At least the ones I enjoy going to get away.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/30/2018 at 16:04

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Mmmm montucky

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